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New McCain and Palin Platform.

October 5th 2008 09:00
Well they haven't adopted it yet, but maybe if someone would pass it on to them, or maybe I will send this to the McCain campaign, and just hope that they will find this as sense able as I did. Specially now that we have been shafted again by the Government. I have heard it said that our country is headed down the wrong path, and I should say so. The dems have laid snares and stumbling blocks at every turn, and this financial crisis proves it.

But the blame game won't solve any problems, it just creates more so here is my proposal, I don't know exactly who had these Ideas, but they are great. Oh if only McCain and Palin would pick these up it would be a land slide win in Nov.


Please Read carefully it will make so much sense you will wonder why haven;t they thought of this before now.

1. 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

3. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

5. Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


6. Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.


7. Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

8. Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9. One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

10 .All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

I told you these were great.



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Comment by S.L.

October 5th 2008 10:38
Excellent ideas, Lester! I doubt that McCain will go for them, but they sound like Sarah would! Joe Arpaio would be a good choice for seeing that everything is done right.

Comment by Lester Caudill

October 5th 2008 12:55
Hey S.L. who ever wins should find this man a position in their cabinet, he's a real American, I wish half the Hollywood crowd would get professionally acquainted with him, if you know what I mean, it would fix a lot of their attitudes.

Comment by S.L.

October 5th 2008 13:04
That's right, Lester! Sheriff Joe could teach Hollywood and the rest of the country a lesson they need to learn. Maybe he should take care of Washington DC first! LOL

Comment by Lester Caudill

October 5th 2008 13:11
That's an excellent idea S.L. if we could find some way to bring that about.

Comment by S.L.

October 5th 2008 13:12
I'm thinking maybe President Palin (someday) will make him the Attorney General. that should do it!!

Comment by Lester Caudill

October 5th 2008 13:26
If that ever happens, I will use a phrase that Mr. T uses, I pity the fools, because they would be in for some hard justice. Something that has been lax lately as we see the greatest heist in history, and it was done in board day light, and in front of millions of witnesses. But the crocks got away, and the sad fact is law enforcement is not in pursuit.

Comment by S.L.

October 5th 2008 13:29
If there were any justice left in the Justice Department and Joe was in charge, can't you just picture Clinton, Obama, Dobbs and Barney Frank sitting around in their pink underwear, eating their pb&j sandwiches? What a pretty picture!!LOL

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